First!
This took a while to setup.
For some reason I was really set on using org files to statically generate this site. Then I looked through a lot of different org file static site generators. Finally landed on org-pages, but then forked it, heavily modified it and removed lots of extras.
At least I know emacs lisp now. (Self High Five!)
This was way too complicated.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
-- Avril Lavigne